Warren Beatty

As long as I keep refusing to submit DNA for those tests, I can safely say Warren Beatty is not my dad.

Tumblr Wants To Be My Dad

We have a new page, get to following:

http://yrnotmydad.tumblr.com/

Smoking Fat Baby

My dad kicked the habit decades ago.

Jon Hamm

Jon Hamm is not my dad. And thank God, because wanting to fuck my dad would probably be pretty traumatizing for me right now.

Richard Dreyfuss

Richard Dreyfuss is my dad's doppelganger. My dad has been mistaken for Dreyfuss more than once and asked for his autograph. The funniest part about that, in case you didn't realize, is that there are people in the world who want Richard Dreyfuss' autograph.

John Wayne Gacy

Slim possibility, but as far as I know, not my dad.

John Phillips

Thank God, because ew.